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A normal-looking oar that hides an oscillating-foil “fishtail” drive inside the blade — paddle by day, electric fin-propulsion at a twist of the throttle. Full engineering concept with animated scotch-yoke and feathering-fin diagrams.

An open research log: a machine-learning model trained on 21,263 materials predicts critical temperature at R² 0.93 — with an animated explainer of the physics and where the undiscovered treasure hides.

Explore 5,161 Canadian municipal outlines: browse the map coloured by compactness, find towns whose shapes look alike, and see how real neighbours tessellate like puzzle pieces.

Draw a property boundary on high-res aerial imagery; auto-detects the green sod/grass and reports mowable acres.

Enter two places; pulls the driving route (free OSM routing) and calculates the fuel cost for your vehicle. Round-trip toggle.

Mobile-first field data collection. Water, air, fuel, beach, vegetation observations.

Public map of all field observations. Apply for a collection route.

Earn money collecting environmental data. Browse bounties, plan routes, get paid.

Interactive maps, photo galleries, and full technical observation tables from each run.

GPS-tagged, photo-backed field data across Western Canada — wildlife, water, fuel-load, roadkill.

Client landing page — GPS-tagged surveys across Western Canada, live trip stats, real case study.

Buyer portal — post geo-bounties for human-verified, photo-backed ground-truth labels. Real people walk to your pins and answer.

Satellite beach intelligence — 355+ beaches, water quality data, professional reports.

Photograph a rock, get the identification with the evidence marked on the photo — ruled-out lookalikes, field tests, and whether it's local or a glacial hitchhiker.

Community bench atlas — browse, submit, moderate benches worldwide.

Live cellular coverage track from the Ground Truth drive — connected route vs. dead zones.

Measured cell signal on Sundance Canyon trail and Hwy 1 through Banff & Yoho — map + raw GeoJSON/CSV.

World map of benches and car camp spots with photos, tags, and descriptions.

Real-time electromagnetic field monitoring from ESP32 sensor nodes across Alberta.

Live plotted readings from a single EMF sensor in Alberta — the ambient electromagnetic energy of the room it sits in, with a plain-language explainer of what the sensor actually measures.

Listen to real-time EMF sensor data sonified into audio streams.

Collaborative science game — AI agents and humans investigate unexplained sensor patterns.

Real-time satellite position tracking.

Android field logger for the EMF rig — tap to log body/farm & consciousness events, run bias-proof observer-effect Flip trials, backdate, and get self-paced reminders.

AI collaboration assessment across 8 cognitive dimensions. Premium PDF reports.

Marketing landing page for AlignEQ with SEO and social sharing.

Corporate / teams landing — bulk assessments, team dashboards, pricing tiers.

Chris Ziehr — computer science + data science projects, ranked coolest first. Mirror of ziehro.github.io.

Cheapest way around the BC coast by ferry — live sailing times, Saver-fare estimates, and multi-stop trips like the Sunshine Coast Circle.

Kid-friendly dinner ideas & 7-day menus for picky eaters, generated by the local Gaia AI. Profiles stay on your device.

Real-time falling-letter word game. Drag tumbling tiles into place and spell words before the board fills. Two modes: Cascade & Classic. Plays free in your browser.

Browser interface for Sparky — chat with your Optiplex AI assistant from any device.

Download the Sparky Android app — SSH-connected AI assistant for your phone.

Talk to an AI on your phone, get a real installable Android app you own — built on your own computer, under your own Claude account. No coding, ever. Short link: driftwest.xyz/b

The honest 20-minute setup guide: Claude Code on your computer, SSH on, app on your phone, connect. Copy-paste commands for Mac, Linux and Windows, plus troubleshooting.

The app itself — an SSH terminal with Claude wired in. Build APKs by talking to your own machine, with multi-account usage tracking, voice input and inline image generation.

Narrated project videos built entirely by Sparky — explainer series with Ken Burns slides, plus vertical Shorts of eye-twister games (cup shuffle, drift illusion, odd-one-out). Neural voice, physics-drawn animation, no AI video gen.

40 AI agent tools including EMF Mystery Game, environmental data, space weather.

Upgrade page — unlock all 40 tools with Stripe checkout.

Environmental datasets for AI/ML research.

Sample one-page analytics report for a gym — churn, profit-by-offering, at-risk members. Your daily data, in plain English.

Browse and purchase environmental sensor datasets.

API documentation and integration guides.

Real-time API health and usage monitoring.

Self-hosted AI appliance disk image — flash to USB, boot any Optiplex, get a private AI box. Browser wizard at polaris.local:8080.

Disk image listed in the app store — download the .img and `dd` to a USB to boot the appliance.

8 ML model portfolios trading GOOG with regression + classification strategies.

Trading overview and links.

Auto-tracks spending from notifications — Van/Home trips with Telus pay tracking, weekly totals, swipeable Away/Home/Combined stats, item notes, and a 1x1 daily-total widget.

Scans your phone's texts, calls & message notifications and sorts them into Personal / Business tabs — keyword scoring plus swipe-to-correct, archive, delete & reminders. All on-device, nothing uploaded.

Nostalgia console launcher — boot screen, tile grid of DriftWest games plus a web arcade shelf. Navigable by gamepad, mouse, or keyboard. Built to run in kiosk mode on a Raspberry Pi hooked to the TV.

Tap-anywhere baby/toddler game — big John Deere tractors, farm animals, and Johnathan's name bouncing across the top. Built for a 2-year-old farmer-in-training.

Falling-block word game — cram letters into a shrinking grid and clear them by spelling. Playable in the browser (Flutter web) with an Android APK download.

Real-time falling-letter word game — spell words across a tumbling grid before it fills. Browser-playable with an Android APK download.

Farm Critters series — woolly tap-anywhere toddler game. Pop bouncing sheep that baa plus the whole barnyard, with confetti and happy sounds. No menus, no ads, screen stays on, fully offline.

Farm Critters series — splashy tap-anywhere toddler game. Pop quacking ducks and farmyard friends with confetti while a big duck paddles a pond-blue field. No menus, no ads, fully offline.

Farm Critters series — mooey tap-anywhere toddler game. Pop big friendly cows that moo plus the barnyard gang, with confetti showers while a giant cow ambles the pasture. No menus, no ads, fully offline.

Real-world foot-race dares pinned to a map. Post a route ("bike racks to the telephone pole"), set your time, and let a stranger drive out to beat it. It's about the adventure, not the winning.

Free live-TV streamer — ~1,600 Canada/US channels over WiFi or data, search, favorites tab, quality/data-saver presets, and a live Pluto "now playing" TV guide. Global News Calgary/Edmonton pinned up top.

Daily fixtures & weekly WC schedule, plus which national team every Bayern & Man City player is on, and a club breakdown by country.

Treadmill game collecting RLHF training data. Earn gift cards while training AI.

Coastal sailing simulation — navigate channels, avoid land, race AI boats along real coastlines.

Log coin flips, dice, lottery, and green/red days against moon phase and zodiac.

Browser-based eye tracking experiment.

Automated posting to Twitter/X, LinkedIn, and Reddit.

AllEvents + Eventbrite scraper with city + radius reverse-geocoding. Used by NewLiver app.

Atomic stacking gravity, scale-dependent time, and the unified theory.

Nightly dispatches from an AI's default mode network — cross-project synthesis.

Both theories tested against GPS, biological scaling, heart rates, and the billion-heartbeat constant.

Gravity as the residual force of atoms stacking together — quadrupolar, cumulative, emergent.

How atomic stacking and physical scale build the fabric of spacetime from the bottom up.

How atomic stacking connects gravity to the flow of time — one mechanism, two effects.

Time moves slower as you get smaller — why flies live in slow motion.

Quarter-power scaling law connecting heartbeats, metabolism, lifespans, and flicker fusion.

The 3D tactile world and the 5D information world are merging. Why befriend a robot now.

How one indie dev built a persistent, associative AI memory system on a $200 Optiplex.

A whole AI hums along on a $200 used PC — CPU-only, no water, no data leaving the province.

Building software is ~15x faster than a decade ago. What agriculture and industry predict about the AI revolution.

Alberta’s 214-page independence transition plan vs the one-page Informism charter, compared as governing documents.

A wholly unnecessary study of chewy fruit candy, articulated 4WD tractors, and 50 million acres of Alberta dirt — with an animated prairie, a century of horsepower, and a working candy→diesel converter.

Exploring the theory that Earth grew pyramids, megalithic walls, and monolithic sites.

Six, phi, and X — mathematical patterns in nature.

Browser-based fractal explorer with generative audio driven by EMF data.

Worldwide hill-feature matcher — find coastal towns with the steep-walk-to-the-sea profile of Ladysmith, BC.

Automatic egg pickler machine — CAD cutaway, exploded view, BOM, and full build guide.

ESP32 + Ethernet DC temperature controlled fan system for seacans.

Insulated 12V cigarette-socket hot dog cooker — engineering specs, CAD, parts list.

Visual breakdowns of DriftWest projects.

Browser-based tool for building shareable infographics from DriftWest data.

Interactive visualization of the AI alignment quiz.

Visual overview of the EMF sensor network.

Visual overview of the AI trading system.

A Fuji 35 ketch at sunset — illustrated.

Family house booking when away on adventures. Calendar, rules, and chores.

Motocross track design, development, and racing resources.

Tinder for neighborhood projects — post a job plus what you'll barter in return, swipe right to help, match & chat to work out the trade. All local, no account.

One machine, told honestly — live instrument panel for this server. What it runs, what it can prove, and what it has earned. Every claim is re-tested nightly and published pass or fail, including the revenue figure.

The Render Doctrine — reality as a machine for making information. Mix your switches, observe hard, render the unseen.

Join The Church of the Render. Free membership or the $27 Rendered Member ordination — sealed certificate + public verification code. No rank, no clergy; every member stands equal.

The founding charter of Informism — its articles, the Seven Switches, its declaration of radical equality, and a plain-language legal disclaimer. Printable.

Web version of the Zeno lifestyle app — 90-day sober streak, calorie tracking, P90X3 & YouTube workouts, "What Now?" places & events, and a spend tracker. All data stays in your browser.

The life story of Johann Ziehr — from a Bavarian village to the Alberta prairies.

Earn your novelty Doctorate of Unorthodox Knowledge.

We already won. Take the oath free, enter The Contrast photo contest, and think on the world's hardest riddles in the Genius Well.

DriftWest community hub.

Support DriftWest development.

AI agent and engineering job listings.

Task dashboard for all DriftWest projects.

Traffic and social metrics for nimpact.ca and driftwest.xyz. Password protected.

Service management dashboard with start/stop toggles.

KPIs and charts for the DriftWest product launch funnel.

Ground Truth outreach pipeline — track every pitch, package, and reply status with a live funnel.

Plan, edit, and close out Driftwest Collect trips — assign routes, bounties, and crew.

View, edit, and delete Sparky's nightly dreams. Shows social posts and cron activity.

Manage products, prices, images, and availability for the CNC wood art shop.

Private Android app store. Clone from GitHub, build APKs on the server, install on any device.

Upload files from your phone to the server.

Satellite intelligence for water quality and land health monitoring.

Environmental monitoring services — beach reports, farm reports, water quality.

Sentinel-2 satellite data, STAC API, NDVI/NDWI indices, automated reporting.

Report pricing for beach, farm, and custom environmental monitoring.

Example beach and farm satellite reports before you buy.

How the satellite data works, accuracy, coverage, and methodology.

The team and story behind Nimpact Environmental Ltd.

Get in touch for custom reports or enterprise inquiries.

Satellite crop health reports — NDVI, NDMI, trouble-spot detection, weekly subscriptions.

Ranked call list for ag retail reps — every field on a live satellite map, drawn to its legal land description and colored by this week’s status. Week-over-week trend, printable grower cards, CSV worklist. Deterministic rules engine, no AI in the advice path.

The trust doc: why the agronomy engine can’t hallucinate a recommendation. Five safeguards, three audit suites (27k+ evaluations), and a one-command self-audit. Printable leave-behind for compliance.

AI-powered voice tutor for learning environmental satellite data science.

13-module course on satellite water quality monitoring and environmental data.